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Adding a new section to my CV: "Most Spectacular Failures" Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
@ChuckRybak Um. http://t.co/u6fdeMgD Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
Being [insert situation here] would mean so much more[/less] if [insert bureaucratic organization] actually [insert ironic situation here]. Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
@ChuckRybak That restaurant sign is unbelievable. Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
What is a mobile lounge, you politely inquire? Only the baddest bus on steroids ever. http://t.co/FBlZvnI1 Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
It's just so dammed cute when two of those giant mobile lounges pass each other at Dulles. I half expect them to sniff each other's butts. Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
Of all the cab drivers I like this one the best. Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
Never trusted the Cat from Outer Space. RT @AlienWeedMan just kidding, my real username is @gatodesamplereality Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
Do we not have any posts on writing job letters over at @profhacker? How can that be? Please don't make me write my own post on the topic. Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
Thinking about the virtual audience on Twitter when you present at conferences. New @profhacker post by @anasalter http://t.co/HiODLK74 Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
@Matt_Christov Hey, how's the program going? Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
@eetempleton Please share whatever recs you get. I need a new carryon bag too, mini-sized. Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
RT @dalziel_86: every television show opener ever should be redubbed with the Perfect Strangers theme. http://t.co/86XgjssP Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
I stand before an absurd abyss of meaninglessness and utter futility. (157,994,329 checked-in) #getglue Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
RT @mckenziewark: TT Assist Prof job in New Media and Screen Studies, Lang College, NYC: https://t.co/1of7T5m6 Mark Sample05 years 10 weeks ago
@ayjay I hope the doctors figure it out and that she's better soon. Mark Sample05 years 10 weeks ago
Just compiling something in Haskell and thinking what the hell Mark Sample05 years 10 weeks ago
@captain_primate @zachwhalen Amazon Prime FTW, amirite? Mark Sample05 years 10 weeks ago
Closest anybody came to guessing was Andromeda Strain (1971). Also written by Crichton (though directed by Robert Wise). Mark Sample05 years 10 weeks ago
A shout out to @zachwhalen, who correctly identified this image of code's source: Westworld (dir. Crichton, 1973) http://t.co/fe7PsGf7 Mark Sample05 years 10 weeks ago
.@captain_primate I like @atrubek's guide, Why tweet (and How to Do It): http://t.co/lYtRJBg8 Mark Sample05 years 10 weeks ago
Page 78, Cronin's THE TWELVE finally clicked into place. Mark Sample05 years 10 weeks ago
@dancohen @ayjay Yep, mostly mailed (one was faxed, instead). See http://t.co/zz930dSs Mark Sample05 years 10 weeks ago
Just watched the big Downton Abbey wedding episode/season 3 premiere. Can't believe Branson bombed the church like that. Mark Sample05 years 10 weeks ago
To ensure I have one when I need it, I've hidden all the flashlights from the kids. They can get their fucking light when the power goes out Mark Sample05 years 10 weeks ago