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To ensure I have one when I need it, I've hidden all the flashlights from the kids. They can get their fucking light when the power goes out Mark Sample05 years 19 weeks ago
RT @colsonwhitehead: Was shocked, when I grew up, to discover that people were rooting for Jerry all that time, over Tom. Listen: fuck J ... Mark Sample05 years 19 weeks ago
.@mittromney At my 20th college reunion I discovered my old roommate has had The Gay since 1988. Do I self-quarantine or will FEMA help? Mark Sample05 years 20 weeks ago
@adelinekoh Oh, sorry! I'm waiting for someone to guess what it is! Mark Sample05 years 20 weeks ago
@adelinekoh @blackstudies @roopikarisam @tressiemcphd I'm mean #MLA12. I haven't seen this year's list, but I like to think it's growing. Mark Sample05 years 20 weeks ago
@blackstudies @roopikarisam @tressiemcphd @adelinekoh Aside from your panel there were other race-aware talks. Nakamura, Cong-Huyen, Perry Mark Sample05 years 20 weeks ago
Responding to my lawyer's concern that my kids are diluting my brand, I've hired them out as full-time chimney sweeps. #twobirds #onestone Mark Sample05 years 20 weeks ago
@kfitz @adelinekoh It was inspired by my trip to Microsoft Research this summer... Mark Sample05 years 20 weeks ago
RT @florian_cramer: Job offer for a professor on cultural diversity in the arts in my research center Creating 010, Rotterdam: http://t. ... Mark Sample05 years 20 weeks ago
Proofread people, proofread. Mark Sample05 years 20 weeks ago
RT @JRBooth: @samplereality I've seen things you monsters wouldn't believe. Silent e on fire off the rim of Oscar's trash can... Mark Sample05 years 20 weeks ago
If government handouts hadn't ruined Sesame Street, Mr. Hooper would still be alive (or, frozen until big pharma found a cure for death). Mark Sample05 years 20 weeks ago
@djoneson Cryogenic freezing until big pharma has a cure for death. Mark Sample05 years 20 weeks ago
Look, Oscar's a homeless veteran. Grover's a heroin addict. Count is OCD. Big Bird is delusional. You really want big gov't to save them? Mark Sample05 years 20 weeks ago
Can I just put this out there that maybe Sesame Street *WOULD* be cooler in a Blade Runner future controlled by multinational corporations? Mark Sample05 years 20 weeks ago
I've got a cardboard box. #WheresMyTEDTalk Mark Sample05 years 20 weeks ago
NYU is hiring a tenure-track Assistant Professor of Digital Media: http://t.co/AvvoX9wn Mark Sample05 years 20 weeks ago
I pronounce it "Why, oh! El O!" Mark Sample05 years 20 weeks ago
Uh, that'd be me. RT @loriemerson: @pbenzon VERY cool - I'll keep my eyes open for a generic looking yet shifty eyed person at our panel Mark Sample05 years 20 weeks ago
@bokista In practice, yes, but the state requires us to file book orders with the campus bookstore by a specific deadline. Mark Sample05 years 20 weeks ago
Book orders for Spring 2013 are due. How about that. Mark Sample05 years 20 weeks ago
Junot Díaz describes his astonishment at winning a MacArthur in terms of a BASIC program (complete with GOTO). http://t.co/zjuKVb6j Mark Sample05 years 20 weeks ago
Ten hours of work, tops. RT @academicdave @samplereality you did that all in 15 hours of work for the week? wow you are good Mark Sample05 years 20 weeks ago
In other words, I didn't feel bad about going on a run in the middle of the day today. Mark Sample05 years 20 weeks ago
In the past week I gave 2 conference talks, traveled through 5 states, submitted a grant app, taught, graded, & finalized a writing project. Mark Sample05 years 20 weeks ago