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Great #critcode by @brockoleur on rhetoric, code, and performance (& cybertext) (&& Oulipo) http://t.co/2qGuAyOP Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
To ensure I have one when I need it, I've hidden all the flashlights from the kids. They can get their fucking light when the power goes out Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
.@mittromney At my 20th college reunion I discovered my old roommate has had The Gay since 1988. Do I self-quarantine or will FEMA help? Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
@adelinekoh Oh, sorry! I'm waiting for someone to guess what it is! Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
@adelinekoh @blackstudies @roopikarisam @tressiemcphd I'm mean #MLA12. I haven't seen this year's list, but I like to think it's growing. Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
@blackstudies @roopikarisam @tressiemcphd @adelinekoh Aside from your panel there were other race-aware talks. Nakamura, Cong-Huyen, Perry Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
Responding to my lawyer's concern that my kids are diluting my brand, I've hired them out as full-time chimney sweeps. #twobirds #onestone Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
@kfitz @adelinekoh It was inspired by my trip to Microsoft Research this summer... Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
RT @florian_cramer: Job offer for a professor on cultural diversity in the arts in my research center Creating 010, Rotterdam: http://t. ... Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
Proofread people, proofread. Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
RT @JRBooth: @samplereality I've seen things you monsters wouldn't believe. Silent e on fire off the rim of Oscar's trash can... Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
Can I just put this out there that maybe Sesame Street *WOULD* be cooler in a Blade Runner future controlled by multinational corporations? Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
If government handouts hadn't ruined Sesame Street, Mr. Hooper would still be alive (or, frozen until big pharma found a cure for death). Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
@djoneson Cryogenic freezing until big pharma has a cure for death. Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
Look, Oscar's a homeless veteran. Grover's a heroin addict. Count is OCD. Big Bird is delusional. You really want big gov't to save them? Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
NYU is hiring a tenure-track Assistant Professor of Digital Media: http://t.co/AvvoX9wn Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
I've got a cardboard box. #WheresMyTEDTalk Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
I pronounce it "Why, oh! El O!" Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
Uh, that'd be me. RT @loriemerson: @pbenzon VERY cool - I'll keep my eyes open for a generic looking yet shifty eyed person at our panel Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
@bokista In practice, yes, but the state requires us to file book orders with the campus bookstore by a specific deadline. Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
Book orders for Spring 2013 are due. How about that. Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
Junot Díaz describes his astonishment at winning a MacArthur in terms of a BASIC program (complete with GOTO). http://t.co/zjuKVb6j Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
Ten hours of work, tops. RT @academicdave @samplereality you did that all in 15 hours of work for the week? wow you are good Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
In other words, I didn't feel bad about going on a run in the middle of the day today. Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago
In the past week I gave 2 conference talks, traveled through 5 states, submitted a grant app, taught, graded, & finalized a writing project. Mark Sample05 years 9 weeks ago